Bits o' Wisdom
These are listed in no particular order. Any new bits o' wisdom will be added at the top of the list.
A turd by any other name is still a turd. So is a
politician.
Twenty years from now when we want to see
a banana republic all we'll have to do is
look out the window.
We need a new, bigger and better Constitution:
The one we have now just isn't big enough for
the dolts in D.C. to wipe their fat asses.
When you hear "We believe that our customer service
levels are at or above industry standards" it
means they use a little bit of lube when they
fuck you in the ass.
The problem with today's kids is that they have
been dragged up not brought up.
The main use for PC's is for practising installing
Windows.
The more fags there are the more women there are
for the assholes.
If all you have when you have the shits is one-ply
toilet paper you may as well just wash your ass
in the shower.
Ignoring the talking heads on tv is like ignoring
beer-and-broccoli farts in an elevator: They're
loud and they stink.
Sometimes when I look around at all the fat asses
in this country I get the impression that if I put
a bagful of M&Ms in a shovel full of shit they'd
pounce on it like a pride of hungry lions.
Life is just a dream - one long, bloody nightmare
of a dream. And the only way to wake up from it is
to die. Whereupon you go to Hell.
Take a good look at the clusterfuck known as Man.
If you can do that and still believe in the
infallibility of God then you are a fuckwit.
We fear and loathe those whom we consider our superiors.
We pity and feel contempt for those whom we consider our inferiors.
We truly respect only those whom we consider our equals.
Crazy people are right more often than those who are not,
and that is what made them crazy in the first place.
The only limit to exploitation is the limits of imagination.
The only good thing about a hard life is that it makes
it easier to welcome Death.
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